Monday 16 April 2012

Breathe Deep & Suck It Up!!!

I am having a total WTF day. When everything I attempt makes me go - WTF - seriously.

I am trying to catch up on household stuff as I do my edits and things keep going wrong let me give you a taste of my day.

1) Doorways have a habit of moving just as I go to walk through them, ending with me walking into a wall or seven.

2) Every time I get up from the computer the cat (Toby) decides my keyboard is the place to be.

3) I keep adding e's to words that shouldn't have them eg. him(e), hot(e), Michael(e)... you get the drift.

4) Your nephew (who is no longer my favourite - yes you heard me Caleb - I now dub you Dumbarse-Fuckwit-Wanker) sends you weird arse texts pretending he doesn't know who you are. And thinking he is absolutely hilarious - I know this because he text me telling me so.

5) Why is it when the husbands away everything in the house seems to break or go wrong? The locks seem to have all decided to not lock at the same time. The lights are flickering. No one can find the keys to the shed (I would say the hubs has them in China - at least he hasn't lost his wallet this time - or should that be yet?)

10 comments:

  1. your day seems pretty normal to me lol.....and man the pic you posted sure cure you from the bad-day-blues....chin up bestie it shall get better after all I was born on this day heehee

    ((hugs))

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    1. I know you, and my nephew Caleb (The Dumbarse- Fuckwit- Wanker) He thinks he is so fucking funny.

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  2. Happy B-day em!! Norma good god woman walls are a dangerous zone for you yeah? I hope Caleb remembers pay backs are a bitch on acid. Put some jock inch creme in his shorts.lol The shed keys on top of hubbsters dresser?? And some nails a hammer and two by four across the doors and you are snug as a bug. Seriously get a deep drink of bacardi and relax tomorrow will be better. Sending xxoo and huggles.

    Cinders

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    1. Thanks babe - I needed the smiles and might I just add Bacardi is just gross. I am so not going near that shit - LOL.

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    2. WTF Bacardi is AWWEESSOOMMEEE with some OJ and pineapple juice. Or go with vodka I drink the clear bacardi.

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  3. I hope your day gets better...I think life just likes to add some challenges to our days.

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  4. Hmm, your day sounds quite like my last few years. Now I don't know if that will make you feel better about your single doodoo day or depressed about the possibility of more to come. Feel better, you are young and have lots of good days to come. For me, not so much, it's mostly down hill from here.

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    1. I woke up feeling somewhat better - I still walk into walls etc but that is an everyday occurrence for me. LOL

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