Coffee and Kukui Nuts
Lei Crime Series Book 1
Release Date: July 2015
Publisher: Kindle Worlds
Synopsis
Hawaiian explosives expert Abe Torufu looks
forward to a day trip on Oahu helping his sister Meleny taste-test wedding
cakes. Abe loves cake almost as much as malasadas, but something deadly
interrupts their plans for butter cream and spongy goodness. A bomb.
Abe unwittingly uncovers a near-fatal plot in
a marriage gone awry and soon becomes the target of not one but two hit men. He
now requires round-the-clock protection from a U.S. Marshal. But not only is
Tony McCracken skinny and shorter than the big Tongan detective, but Abe
doesn’t need protection.
Well, that’s until McCracken saves his life
in a spectacular way when one of the bad guys finds him. What started as a fun,
family day becomes a nightmare and Abe must trust a stranger with his life. Can
he? Or is he in big, bad, Hawaiian trouble? Will he live long enough to walk
his sister down the flower-strewn, tapa-carpeted aisle, or is there worse to
come?
Excerpt
He
longed to take a seat and bite into the awesome-looking cake, except the
beautiful blonde continued to pace outside, looking agitated in her uptight,
uptown, pencil-slim black skirt and matching jacket.
He
knew very few women who dressed like that in the islands. She was either a malihini, a newcomer, or she was some
big mucky-muck. The closest Abe got to formal wear was jeans with no holes in
them and a good, classic aloha shirt, like the one he wore now. Only one button
was loose, and that was because he’d kept pulling at it on the flight over
here. The blonde threw a distressed glance toward the shop, and he sensed she
didn’t want to be in there, or outside. She closed her eyes and seemed to sigh
as somebody kept nattering in her ear.
Meleny
giddily sliced into one of the cakes and took a selfie as she sampled it. In
her awkwardness, the fork went to her nose leaving a dot of butter cream on the
tip. She laughed, and Abe snapped off a photo with his camera phone.
“Oh,
no you don’t. Let me look at that,” she said, her eyes sparkling.
Abe
let out the breath he didn’t know he’d been holding. He flashed back to the
first time he’d taken her swimming in the small brook at the back of their
parents’ Manoa Valley home. She had been two, Abe, seven. Meleny had been the
surprise child of his parents. He still remembered the gigantic double rainbow
that had shot up at out of the sky that day, and the way she’d reached her arms
up to touch it. The arcing colors still touched his soul, and then there was
the moment the majestic, mysterious owl appeared on the branches of the lush
kukui nut tree beside them.
He’d
known in that moment that Meleny was a special girl. Owls and rainbows were the
treasured companions of Kkahala-o-Puna, the valley’s ancient, ruling goddess.
Abe was awed by his sister’s otherworldly goodness and spiritual protection. He
also knew even at his own tender age that he would protect her rainbow and he’d
do anything for her.
Even
beg favors to try out wedding cakes. He tried not to think of the upcoming
trips they would have to take and that he would have to somehow pay for.
Cake. Just think about cake. Delicious cake.
Tiers of Bliss was doing brisk business for a place that had been difficult to
find. When he’d initially swung off the freeway exit on King Street, Abe had
detected the unmistakable smell of baking bread, and his mouth had watered. The
stress of taking a day off work in Maui to island-hop for Meleny’s sake, soon
melted away until Abe realized the aroma was not from the cake shop but Love’s
Bakery. That place was much more his speed and, like him, was big and took up a
lot of space, the entire first corner of the street in fact. A few blocks down
on the left, he’d found Tiers of Bliss after circling back three times, almost
at the end of a decrepit-looking alley of the industrial section of the street.
Abe
took the plate his sister handed him. She’d carved a huge chunk of cake and the
unmistakable tang of banana wafted under his nose.
“This
is the Bananas Foster,” she said. “Dad’s favorite. The butter cream frosting is
a blend of banana and caramel.” Abe took a seat on one of the wrought iron
chairs but an ominous creak lifted him to his feet, and that’s when he saw it.
The
blonde came back inside, gripping her cell phone, her face a mask of anguish.
Abe felt a pang of sympathy for her. I
wonder what the heck is going on?
Meleny
whispered, “Abe, look.”
I’m looking, I’m looking.
The woman might have been upset, but she was still stunning. Abe couldn’t tear
his gaze from the long, luscious legs in their three-inch black satin pumps.
Her skin was lightly tanned, her legs toned and gorgeous. There was a sheen to
them, too. He hadn’t noticed it earlier.
Meleny
mooned over the shoes once more as the blonde trotted past them. “Those heels
have real Swarovski crystals on them.” Her voice quavered with emotion. “Look
at the little ornament on the back of the ankle. Have you ever seen anything so
darling? I’d love to have shoes like that for my wedding.”
“How
much do they cost?” Abe wasn’t sure he really wanted to know.
“Sixteen-hundred
bucks a pair.”
Abe
almost choked, ignoring her pleading glance. She still lived in the family
house up in Manoa and could barely cover her expenses as it was. As far as he
was concerned, Oswaldo could dress her up in anything he wanted on his dime,
once the wedding was over. Fork in hand, his gaze fell on a tall, dark-haired
man wearing a grey suit, standing outside in the alleyway. He hovered against
the far wall, holding a cell phone to his ear. He seemed nervous. Something
wasn’t right. The blonde had rejoined the table with her gossipy friends and
let out a loud sigh.
“James
is making my life hell,” she complained. Abe caught snatches of conversation.
Therapy was mentioned. So was, “You need to call your attorney.” The blonde
retorted, “Who do you think I was talking to?”
Abe
forked the cake and tried it, but for some reason, there was no taste. He noticed
the man outside pacing behind Abe’s rental, then the blonde’s car. Abe gaped
when he realized the man wore skin-tone latex gloves. He moved so fast,
reaching into his jacket. He drew out a red-tipped slim Jim, slid it into the
window frame, popped the lock then dropped a square-looking black object into
the back of the vehicle. The man closed the door and with a quick glance back
at the cake shop, strode away from the BMW.
Abe
almost thought he’d imagined it, but he knew he hadn’t. Guy was a pro. Fifteen
seconds, tops. The cake stuck to the roof of Abe’s mouth. What on earth… What had he put inside the car? Abe’s senses flared,
his mouth grew hot. He tried to swallow. No. It couldn’t be.
Bomb.
Message from AJ
Santa Comes to Hawaii!
Hi
N.J., and thanks for having me here. Anyone familiar with my books knows that I
have a serious love affair going on with the Hawaiian Islands.
Many
of my books are set there and a recent visit there staying with a wonderful
friend in the Manoa Valley prompted me to write Coffee and Kukui Nuts, a Hawaiian mystery in the newish Amazon
program, Kindle Worlds.
What
this is…how do I keep it brief? Well, Kindle Worlds involves best-selling
authors who have at least 10 major best sellers on Amazon open up their “world”
to other authors who write their own novellas based on this author’s “cannon”
novels.
I am a
huge fan of best-selling Hawaiian mystery novelist Toby Neal who has created a
fresh and feisty heroine in Lei Texeira, a hard-hitting Maui detective who is
not the run-of-the-mill charming, cute, giffy lead character. She’s a woman
dealing with post-traumatic stress from childhood abuse and her new romance
with a fellow detective is triggering a host of fears. Add to that some very
original, topical, often violent crimes, the Lei Crime Series has ignited the
imagination of readers all over the world.
I was
thrilled to participate in Toby’s “world.” It’s essentially fan fiction, except
that unlike the whole Stephanie Meyer/E.L. James controversy, in Kindle Worlds,
the original author has full control of the spinoff books. She/he has approval
of the covers, stories, synopsis etc. and publishes them on Kindle Worlds,
which, while published by Amazon, is its own separate entity. After Amazon
takes its cut, Toby splits the royalty payments with each participating author.
I
chose to work with Toby’s adorable, big Tongan explosives expert, Abe Torufu. I
picked him because nobody else had used him yet, and also, though he is
memorable in the Lei Crime Series cannon books, there is little information on
him. I came up with a whole background, a crazy family and a hit on his life.
Since I write M/M I wanted to have a gay character in the series and Toby was
pleased to let me have one. I created Tony McCracken, a U.S. Marshal based in
Honolulu who protects Abe and soon becomes his best friend.
Every
moment of writing Coffee and Kukui Nuts
was a thrill for me. The book sold well and I fell in love with Abe so I came
up with a sequel, Ti Leaves and Moon
Cakes, which is also selling well. Please check out these books. I hope you
enjoy them. I have injected many real life adventures in the fabulous upcountry
neighborhood of Manoa in these stories and will be putting more in the third,
yet-to-be-titled book coming out March 31.
Give Away Time
I’m offering up a coffee of
each book to a lucky reader so please post a comment to enter the draw to win!
Ti
Leaves and Moon Cakes
Lei
Crime Series Book 2
Release Date: November 2015
Publisher: Kindle Worlds
Synopsis
Can Abe trust Tony with his life…again?
In this follow-up to Coffee and Kukui Nuts,
Maui explosives expert Abe Torufu wants his sister Meleny’s wedding to go off
without a bang on the beach at Waikiki. But before the kahuna can bless the big
day with a traditional ‘awa and ti leaf ceremony, a suspicious buoy washes
ashore, threatening to wreck the celebration.
Not only that, but a shocking photo snapped
by Abe’s date for the wedding, his Lieutenant, Cherry Joy Omura, reveals a
surprising face in the crowd.
When somebody starts taking potshots at Abe,
he once again joins forces with U.S. Marshal Tony McCracken to track down a
master criminal. Can Abe keep his shirt and his underpants on this time? Can he
figure out why he offered Cherry Joy a date involving moon cakes? And most of
all, can he get to the er, bottom of why he hates Tony’s new boyfriend?
Excerpt
Rain fell on the roof, somehow managing to
find the only leaky spot in the living room. Should Abe see this as an omen?
Ten minutes to ten in the morning and he had to get to the airport for yet
another pickup.
“Okay,” Tony said. “Are we very clear now? A lady
expects you to make a move on her, Abe. You’re supposed to kiss her at the end
of your date.”
“Even the first one?” Abe squirmed on the
sofa. It was a small drip in the corner. And they weren’t having the wedding
here. It rained all the time in Mānoa. But not down at Queen’s Surf.
Relax.
How can I relax? Tony wants me to kiss my boss!
Abe’s anxiety ratcheted up a notch as Tony
paced the tiny space between them. The only remaining strip of floor space
wedged between piles of wedding gifts, giant calabashes, and his sister’s
sleeping kitty made him feel claustrophobic.
“What, you want her to think she took ugly
pills or something, Abe? Of course you kiss her on the first date. Has it been
a long time for you or something?”
“Yeah. Or something.” If I jumped from the lanai to the ground and escaped that way, how many
bones would I break?
Tony let out a sigh. He was really laying on
the frustrated friend routine a bit thick. Sprinkle some salt and pepper on him
and he’d be one big, hambone sandwich.
“Do you need to practice kissing with me?
Would that help?”
Abe stared at him. “I’m not kissing you!
You’re a…you’re a guy.”
“Yes, I know. Just puttin’ it out there. My
sister taught me to give blow jobs.” Tony smiled at the memory. “We used root
beer Popsicles.”
“Oh, my God. Do I wanna know this?” Abe
clapped his hands over his ears. If I
broke a leg, it would hurt a lot less than this. “Now every time I see you
and Steve, I’m gonna be thinkin’ about… Popsicles.”
“It was a cool way to learn. Man, that was a
long time ago. I don’t even think they make root beer Popsicles anymore.”
Abe
waited. Now was probably not a good time to mention that he wasn’t crazy about
Tony’s new boyfriend. Abe had only met the guy a couple of times. In fact he’d
introduced them in a rash moment he now regretted. Be nice. Maybe he was nervous meeting me and he isn’t always grumpy.
Maybe he isn’t the asshole my sixth sense insists he is. I’m thinkin’
background check. Yeah. Right after the wedding.
Tony put his hands on his hips and stared
down at him. “So, Abe. What are you going to call her?”
“Lieutenant.” Abe spoke with confidence.
“You’re a damned Neanderthal. You can’t call
her that. And don’t you dare refer to her as sir. Especially when you ask her
to dance.”
Abe broke out in a sweat. “I’m going to ask
her to dance? For real?”
“Yes, you simpleton. It’s your sister’s
wedding. Remember?”
“I know that. I’ve been practicing my hula,
but I’m not into that mushy slow stuff. No can do, brah.”
“Yes, you can. I’ll teach you.”
“No. You won’t.”
“There aren’t going to be any slow dances.
But you gotta, you know, move and groove a little with her.” Tony snapped his
fingers and swiveled his hips, gyrating like somebody from one of those old
Preparation H TV ads. “Hey, how come I’m the white guy here and I got more soul
than you do?”
Abe frowned. “I’ve got soul.”
“Yeah? Where?”
“All over, brah. All over me. I am the
epitome of island soul.”
“If you say so.”
About AJ
A.J. Llewellyn is an author of M/M romantic
fiction who was born in Australia, and lives in Los Angeles. An early obsession
with Robinson Crusoe led to a lifelong love affair with islands, particularly
Hawaii and Easter Island.
Being marooned once on Wedding Cake Island in
Australia cured her of a passion for fishing, but led to a plotline for a
novel. A.J.’s friends live in fear because even the smallest details of their
lives usually wind up in her stories. A.J. has a desire to paint, draw, juggle,
work for the FBI, walk a tightrope with an elephant, be a chess champion, a
steeplejack, master chef, and a world-class surfer. She can’t do any of these
things so she writes about them instead.
A.J. I started life as a journalist and
boxing columnist, and still enjoys interrogating, er, interviewing people to find
out what makes them tick.
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DeleteGreat AJ but "a coffee" of each book??
ReplyDeleteAm listening to Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, as I opened this post so how cool is that?
And a question about Lei Crimes at KindleWorlds. Is there any way of identifying which have MM or gay content?
Judge a Book by its Gay Cover
PS - I already have these two!
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