Today, I... went to walk through a doorway, and then walked straight into the doorjamb> it was like it just jumped oy and bit me.
Today, I... left the laundry door open and Oliver (my elderly cat) jumped up on the washing machine and pressed a button to start a cycle... scared the shit out of the poor cat.
Today, I... finally worked out what the weird tapping noise in my bedroom every time I turn on the fan... turns out the decorative cross I got from a gift shop at a Melbourne church.
Today, I... Tweaked my back again, so I'm hoping it doesn't go out completely again.
In conclusion: I've decided that I really am a freaking klutz. Especially with all the weird shit that happens to me on a daily basis. I'm just lucky I wake up each day still breathing.
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